Work colleague dating
I enjoy working with you, so why complicate things? On paper they read a bit like Noel Coward out-takes).
And at all costs avoid the following: "That's okay, no hard feelings - as I hope you won't have when I tell you your pay rise has just been cancelled." Or: "So Quentin in accounts was right after all, you aren't lesbian/gay".
Photocopiers: For all those happy couples wishing to send their friends visual souvenirs of their intimate moments.
The roof: Fire drills a deux tend to be popular, with the happy couple tripping furtively up the fire escape to the relative privacy of the roof (flat roofs are safer but the more adventurous will swear by the sloping variety).
Don't discuss details of moles, birthmarks or size of body parts.
the excuse you present to your date for not seeing them again should be the same you give to everyone else. Be charming and never inflict unnecessary suffering.
Sex At work: A Survival Guide by Judi James, published by the Industrial Society, is available in bookshops from 3 April, price pounds 8.99, or call 01 The office bromides Modern working environments have, to a certain extent, evolved their own checks and balances to counter workplace passion Sad cladding: The business suit. Downsizing: Which means added workloads which equals "too busy to even think about it". For anyone thinking of indulging, I will add only five words at this point: open-plan offices; security cameras. If you must indulge, though, here are some of the favourite office spots for consummating that torrid affair.